Inspire Me

I chose to keep a poetic diary
when they chose to fire me
these things inspire me
and each time they hire me
i wait for that talk
where they tell me to walk
and try to make me pity them
i’m phlegmatic or i have phlegm
sometimes they’re mutually exclusive
depends if i’m feeling abusive
i don’t go and get drunk
but man, i am an angry punk
and you can guarantee behind this smile
is more than a half a pint of bile
to go and tell you what to do
with you and your useless world view